Twelve hours later and I'm still just as lazy as I was when I woke up

Today I...
...Bought some deodorant
...Trimmed my bangs
...Drank six cups of coffee
...Pruned my Facebook groups
...Heard that my brother will likely attend this fine university with me in 2008
...Realized that this is the last full week of the semester
...Received a box of underwear, jean shorts, and a $20 bill from home
...Overcooked my oatmeal
...Studied in vain for a sociology test
...Watched my beloved Dallas Mavericks, the number one seed in the West, lose the first game of the playoffs to the Golden State Warriors at home. Oh well, there's always next seas- wait, what's that you say? A seven-game series? Six chances to rectify the situation? Hark! What's that, in the distance? There, on the horizon! Why, it's a glimmer of hope!