To the tune of "The Candy Man"

Who can take a pot pie, nuke it for a few?
Eat a bowl of noodles and a fudgy brownie too?
The Trezy man, the Trezy man
The Trezy man can, the Trezy man can
The Trezy man can because his metabolism's young and burns the food up good.

The long and short of it is this: my little brother ate two pop tarts, a glass of milk, and a brownie for breakfast yesterday while I partook of an apple and a cup of coffee. Oh the fun I could have with 700 extra man-calories a day!

Please excuse the egregious grammar mistake at the end of the song; I was forced to sacrifice literacy for functionality as "good" was the only word that fit.