Bonding

This weekend I am going to grandma's to hunt Easter eggs and am leaving my deranged kitten in the caring and capable hands of My Person. He says he's excited about the opportunity to babysit (he's even the one who suggested it) but I'm a mite concerned that 36 hours of boy-on-COMPLETELY-PSYCHO-CAT time may raise serious doubts in his mind about a future relationship.

Dear Layla, pretend that you are a cat and not a wonky-eyed meth head with rotten teeth and no eyebrows JUST THIS ONCE. Love, mommy.