Like a broken record

If you find yourself with a boyfriend who shows up at your house at 11P.M. covered in a fast-melting McDonalds ice cream cone; who looks forward to painting your new apartment; who spends 2 hours seriously discussing movie trilogies, game shows, and good Nickelodeon with you; and who suggests that the two of you indulge in both a Star Wars weekend and a Lethal Weapon weekend, then I'd say you've got yourself a case of life handing you lemonade.