Sarcasm from last night

(817) Sister: I bow to your No Doz! I once was tired but now am focused! Next stop: speed.
(817) Brother: Why not meth?
(817) Sister: Ew, no! I'm not smoking Drano! I have standards!*

*Which include but are not limited to refusing all drugs stronger than caffeine. And Chardonnay. (Lest there be any confusion.)