Twister

How the two Dallas dwellers I know responded to the news that a tornado was roaming around in their backyard a couple of weeks ago.

Sarah: Hey! Watch out! A tornado is on its way to your apartment!
Sean: I know! I’ve got my camera and I’m gonna go outside to see how close I can get!

Sarah: Don’t mean to scare you, but did you hear the sirens? There’s a tornado in Dallas!
Erin: *no answer, hiding in bathtub*