POP - a verbal sparring partner that doesn't fight back

Ooooooo, you just burn me up! If there's one thing I hate more than a whiner it's a lazy whiner, and you, friend, are about as lackadaisical as they come. You bring everything on yourself, so please save me the sob stories, I'm really not interested. You're not a martyr, so stop playing one.

Ok, gentle reader, I'm not actually talking about you, obviously. The You I'm referring to is not interested in reading about other peoples' issues because they certainly pale in comparison to the issues that The You has faced every single day of its heavily burdened life. Besides, The You is way too busy coming up with innovative ways to stress itself out to read my meager blog.

I don't normally use this blog to vent and I know all too well that nobody likes a complainer, but I'm afraid that if I don't let this out now I'll express it when I shouldn't, and probably via death rays from my eyeballs. Discord is a bitch, people.