This month, the magic is DEFINITELY NOT happening

June is National Celibacy Awareness Month. If you are aware that you participate in such a lifestyle, then I say give your disease- and risk-free back a hearty pat. If you are in a relationship, then I believe that your boyfriend or girlfriend deserves a pat as well. This wholesome pat's for you, Scot, from your stubbornly chaste girlfriend. Enjoy, dear.