Dear Next Door Demon -

If I wanted to hear round-the-clock techno music I would have, well, first moved to a city where there actually are clubs, and then I would have dragged a cardboard box into one of said clubs and reveled in the experience. But I am actually paying money to live in a nice townhouse in the boondocks and last time I checked, vibrating walls and thumping beats were not in my lease, so turn your damn music down!
Yours, quite vindictively,
- Adult contemporary 4EVA!