Spring Breakdown (Part I)

Saturday night I...Watched Pretty Woman and The Parent Trap remake and wondered why I didn't like The Parent Trap remake when I was younger.

Yesterday I...was told by a man at my church that I don't look old enough to be in college. Later, a Costco employee pointed at me and told my mom that even kids can take yogurt vitamins! I'm almost old enough to buy my own booze but I need confirmation on the pro-biotics, got it.

Last night I...watched Sabrina and pined for Paris. And also for Harrison Ford.

This morning I...ate air-popped popcorn "cereal".

This evening I...filled out my NCAA tournament bracket and plan on winning $25,000 from Geico and Facebook.