Friday, April 20, 2007

Analyze this, constituently

It's nights like this that make one wish that she'd thought to purchase powdered coffee creamer after she swore off buying milk. I've had all day to study for a linguistics quizzam and - big surprises ahead, proceed with caution - I waited until now. I need coffee to stay awake and to fill my bangin' (an awesome, nay, bangin' word, by the way) latte mug, and I need creamer that won't turn into cottage cheese if I leave it in the fridge for longer than a week. Coffee-Mate Sugar-Free Vanilla, put that on your list and buy it!

Why, yes, I do occasionally eat raw oatmeal! I also enjoy cooked oatmeal with a dash of DaVinci Sugar-Free syrup and three pink packets of powdered carcinogens. Top that off with a couple of oatmeal-butterscotch cookies and I'm good to go! The Quaker suggests a prompt visit to my local HEB.

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