It's nights like this that make one wish that she'd thought to purchase powdered coffee creamer after she swore off buying milk. I've had all day to study for a linguistics quizzam and - big surprises ahead, proceed with caution - I waited until now. I need coffee to stay awake and to fill my bangin' (an awesome, nay, bangin' word, by the way) latte mug, and I need creamer that won't turn into cottage cheese if I leave it in the fridge for longer than a week. Coffee-Mate Sugar-Free Vanilla, put that on your list and buy it!
Why, yes, I do occasionally eat raw oatmeal! I also enjoy cooked oatmeal with a dash of DaVinci Sugar-Free syrup and three pink packets of powdered carcinogens. Top that off with a couple of oatmeal-butterscotch cookies and I'm good to go! The Quaker suggests a prompt visit to my local HEB.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
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